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I'm the calm

Used by English speakers in the region of Balkan on the European continent. It expresses a response to "calm down" instruction.

Used by my friend TitanBlast / Antony1060 and probably by many other Balkan users.
Expressed in high frustration when someone gets called out for not being calm. Example: "I'M THE CALM!!!"
by TitanBlast April 27, 2021
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Calm your tits

When someone gets excited, upset, angry over anything calm ur tits is the perfect response to almost anything.
Damn Daniel calm your tits we will be there in 5 minutes.
by Lunalove1432 January 5, 2022
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National Calm Yourself Day

A day for butthurt females who think all guys do is objectify them
by Justimeyer April 6, 2017
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clear and calm

A pharmaceutical cocktail made up of Dextroamphetamine (Adderall) and Alprazolam (Xanax), which gives the patient a clear mind and calm demeanor. Dosage various based on the patients tolerance and medical history.
Finally, I can make it through my day focused and relaxed, thanks to my daily dose of clear and calm.
by Bouncingkitty August 4, 2024
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Calm Down G

Calm Down G đŸ„€
"Csak nyugodj le Taer, nyugodj le. đŸ„€"

"Rendben. Nyugodt vagyok"

AggesszĂ­v fogalom:

TESÓ MIT CSINÁLSZ!?!?!

-"Calm Down G, Calm down."
by MĂĄtyĂĄs KirĂĄly July 24, 2025
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calm panic

When you one is panicking inwardly but they are forcing themselves to remain calm and rationalize.
An example of calm panic would be having to give someone cpr— you would be panicking, yes, but you would force yourself to stay calm and use your brain over your emotions
by Fuzzy_Frog January 23, 2024
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Calm Before the Stork

(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.

See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.

He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite June 9, 2011
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