by Murda Edition December 19, 2022
by goofcakes May 24, 2024
by Billy-Soo September 19, 2019
When your parents are super mad at you for doing/saying something, but they don't yell. Instead they use that really stern voice, and you can tell they are holding back every fiber of their being from killing you.
"i got back home 30 mins after my curfew. My dad confronted me in the living room, but luckily, he gave me the calm treatment."
by Lord Gaben Our Savior October 24, 2016
by Shanisa November 16, 2021
(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
by Consopite April 29, 2011
Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!
by SketchB10 January 13, 2012