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Harvard-Boner

The effect that hearing that a person is from a prestigious school, such as Harvard. Because of this, they often receive special treatment, foot massages, or smoked salmon.

A person under the influence of this effect is said to have a Harv-on.
They won the whole tournament? Judges must have had quite the Harvard-Boner...
by Cryken January 21, 2011
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Teenage Boner

The awkward and uncontrollable pubescent condition of genital arousal at the most inconvenient or inappropriate moments.

This does occur in post-pubescent males, and is still referred to as 'Teenage Boner'.
1) When you are sitting on a bus and you get a boner for no reason (or because there is a good looking girl staring at you) and you have to get off the bus at the next stop, but because of your raging hard-on you have wait for a few stops for the teenage boner to go down.

2) You get a teenage boner in class just before dismissal.
by Randz in TO December 13, 2013
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pwner boner

An erection caused by the act of pwning n00bs
OMG I'm pwning too much, I just got a pwner boner
by Westicle July 20, 2008
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Confusion Boner

1) When a situation or scenario creates a state of arousal contrary to the normal tendencies of the one becoming aroused, thus also creating a situation of sexual confusion.

2) When something that should not be considered arousing actually creates arousal.

3) When one is not sure if something is sexually appealing or not.
Is this sexy? Because it's giving me a total confusion boner right now...
by thatthingoverthere June 5, 2011
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anonymous boner

An erection one gets randomly, for no exact reason.
Guy 1: Dude what's with the bulge in your pants?
Guy 2: Don't worry, it's just an anonymous boner.
by maddogmike September 5, 2013
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fat boner

fat bon·er |fat ˈbōnər|
noun

When a person starts thinking about or gets ready to eat food and their stomach expands. The act is similar to how a man's penis will enlarge when thinking about or getting ready to perform the act of sex.
"I love lasagna so much, I'm getting a fat boner just thinking about it."
by mootish21 January 7, 2010
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BONER'D THE FUCK UP

To dismisses prior grievances when aroused. The removal of morality when primally motivated.
"At first I was like "Oh fuck no not more forced rape >:( "
BUT THEN I BONER'D THE FUCK UP!"i♥Fakku
by bloodfrost September 27, 2011
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