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Vampire buttseks 

Vampires having anal intercourse.
Anne Rice's Louis was totally out for vampire buttseks with either Lestat or Armand.

non-anal buttsecks 

The act of rubbing your ass on another persons ass or object for pleasure. It is common to use baby oil to make it more slick and pleasurable or goldbond powder to prevent chaffing.
Since penetrative sex was against their religion Jack and Jill had non-anal buttsecks to get off.

Buttsexy 

(Adj) Pertaining to or describing any homosexual equivalent of sexyness.
That guy in the leather chaps and cowboy hat is buttsexy!
Buttsexy by Ivanna Humpalot November 23, 2004

homeless butt sex 

Something you do when you have no money and are really lonely.
Go to any wal*mart and find a scruffy guy. you will most likely be having homeless butt sex later.
There are two levels of homeless butt sex:
scruffy: this is the most common kind of homeless butt sex. you can switch it up every so offten but the real thing is the best.
ripped-shit: this level of homeless butt sex will happen when the guy is very much pissed off about everything and just needs to get off.

You can have much of this at bible study on Wednesday nights.
Dude, I need some homeless butt sex right now...

I have no money, i guess its another night of homeless butt sex.

cowboy butt sex

the sexual realaions between a cowboy and his butt.
dude, I know you are my friend, but i'm craving some cowboy butt sex.

Buttsecks 

Buttsecks is a unit of time that represents how long gay people don't think about butt sex. Aprox. .07 milliseconds.
Man its been 6000 buttsecks since the last time i had butt sex.
Buttsecks by PrivateButtSex October 31, 2009