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Phelpsian breakfast

A breakfast of epic proportions (thousands of calories).

After Michael Phelps, World-Class swimmer and Olympic gold medalist, who consumes up to 12,000 calories per day.
My mother made a Phelpsian breakfast for us, knowing that we would need a lot of calories for our upcoming project.
by Shaunomalous October 16, 2008
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Cocktinental Breakfast

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.
We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.
by baloo1 November 14, 2011
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Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.
Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.
by scubasteven November 23, 2009
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subcontinental breakfast

To enjoy last night's left over curry as a filling breakfast the next morning.
I can't finish this Madras.

No worries, we'll just have a subcontinental breakfast tomorrow.
by mick travis October 19, 2009
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breakfast log

An early morning solid poo. Long and in one piece.
I have just finished having a breakfast log
by Solo Echo February 14, 2018
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Laotian Breakfast

When your girl is giving you a handy, and straight up Hulk grabs your cock and squeezes until the head turns purple.
“Aye Dog, I’m walking with a limp after that Laotian breakfast my girl gave me this morning.”
by Brown Lightning June 18, 2019
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Stink Breakfast

To go directly out for food right after a party early in the morning.
To wake up in your clothes and going out for food without showering or doing other hygiene activities. Participants may sometimes smell of alcohol from the night before or B.O. from not bathing in many hours.
Yo, after the party just crash at my house so we can go out for stink breakfast.
by Corbon Deoxide June 3, 2008
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