When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012
Get the Cotton Boner mug.That kid who makes social situations uncomfortable...for example when a group of friends are talking and (Freddy) just keeps trying to nudge his way into the circle, just as an unwelcome boner interrupts whatever you were doing beforehand. Usually this person is just borderline annoying, although extreme cases have been cited in which cock-blocking has occured.
"Owen, gtfo, you social boner! Way to barge in at the wrong time and place :X"
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