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booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
mugGet the booze mattressmug.

Booze bones

Booze bones is the unpleasant feeling you get in your bones after a heavy night of drinking. This can result in painful joints, bones, or muscles.
Damn, I drank so much last night, when I woke up this morning I had a heavy case of booze bones.
by boykoyo February 25, 2025
mugGet the Booze bonesmug.

Booze Cock

When you get drunk off wine and fortnite and can't get it up anymore
"Josh couldn't finish with Kaitlyn last night, bad case of booze cock." "I heard that's his third time now."
by ShadyLamp109872 May 2, 2025
mugGet the Booze Cockmug.

booze through

To drink all night long without sleep; a drunken all-nighter
Because our train left at 6:00am we decided to booze through rather than wake up early.
by boozin_through July 26, 2011
mugGet the booze throughmug.

booze-whore

A booze-whore is a slut who uses guys to buy her drink(s) then gives them nothing but the bill.
that booze-whore took off without saying anything and left me with the bill.
by MichaeltranUSA December 5, 2017
mugGet the booze-whoremug.

booze-topolis

person 1: dude what do you want to do?
person 2: lets get some booze-topolis.
mugGet the booze-topolismug.

booze bloat

the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.
Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.
by gomer79 March 17, 2011
mugGet the booze bloatmug.

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