When your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, give her some pigtails for handles make her face the stairwell and ride her down them stairs while sitting on her back like a pro! the ultimate birth control
"she told me she was pregnant, so i gave her a missouri bobsled"
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
"watch out she might fuck yea and get you some kids, that allright ill just get her a missouri bobsled!"
i won the gold medal for missouri bobsledding back in '93
by fenton militia January 6, 2008
Get the Missouri Bobsled mug.to "bob" someone (like your uncle), which means completely owning or sweeping them off their feet, or in explicit way attacking them with, bitch-slapping him (or clench his face inbetween) a nice pair of bobs. This term is used mostly by indian people, referring to boobs as part of the joke.
The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.
The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.
This godlike plan completely bobs your uncle and everyone else
"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"
"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"
by Dv115 April 16, 2019
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1.Omg he was such a bobster!
2.Guy:Did you see her bobster?
Another Guy: sure did!
3.Did you see him smack that guys ass?? What a bobster!
4.Did you see his bobster?? How gross!
2.Guy:Did you see her bobster?
Another Guy: sure did!
3.Did you see him smack that guys ass?? What a bobster!
4.Did you see his bobster?? How gross!
by anonymous_101 December 25, 2007
Get the bobster mug.The act of grabbing your partners legs with the intent of engaging in sex and sliding her between your legs, launching her clear off the bed until she is stopped, usually, by furniture. Normally requires the woman and the bed to be covered in silk or satin. Automatically becomes a Jamaican Bobsled if her head moves side to side and strikes your testicles and she slides through.
by King Dick and Crow Empress January 25, 2009
Get the Bobsled mug.A Ukrainian Bobsled is a term used to describe a process in which you shave or wax a girl's entire body, and then four guys ride her down a slide of some sort.
A Ukrainian Bobsled can also be a noun describing the woman being ridden.
A Ukrainian Bobsled can also be a noun describing the woman being ridden.
"There is only one of her and four of us. Guess we're going to have to do the Ukrainian Bobsled"
noun: "She's so tall, I'll bet she would make a great Ukrainian Bobsled"
noun: "She's so tall, I'll bet she would make a great Ukrainian Bobsled"
by Edificially October 27, 2010
Get the Ukrainian Bobsled mug.when one separtes the labia(s) of the vagina in order to throw in a tablespoon of maple syrup and a handfull of saw dust whilst sliding an ice cube(s) down her love chute. very sensual.
by jonny swallows January 19, 2011
Get the canadian bobsled mug.same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse
bob's your monkhouse!
by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008
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