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Bottom bobber McSwirly

After taking a shit in the toilet, the girl (or guy) starts trying to eat the shit like they're bobbing for apples. While they're bobbing for the shit, you are having sex from the back. Than, right as you're about to nut you flush the toilet giving them a swirly
She's a freak dude, she even let me do the bottom bobber McSwirly
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back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.
Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

Yeetus Fetus Bobetus

Yeetus Fetus Bobetus was first discovered by Emery Bingham in 2019. It means you say yeet to the fetus bob, now abortion isn't good but if you wanna have an abortion make sure you say Yeetus to the Fetus or Yeetus Fetus Bobetus.
Yeetus Fetus Bobetus was first discovered by Emery Bingham in 2019. It means you say yeet to the fetus bob, now abortion isn't good but if you wanna have an abortion make sure you say Yeetus to the Fetus or Yeetus Fetus Bobetus.

The Lorena Bobbitt 

(n) A sex move performed on appalling men. When the guy tries to do something to you and you feel threatened, you grab the nearest sharpest object and spin it around, like a numb chuck into his dick.
The Lorena Bobbitt: That one dude tried to give me surprise anal, so I Lorena Bobbitted him.