Blago

A very painful growth on one's posterior, either a cyst or an std-related infection; sometimes used to refer to discomfort that arises from too much anal intercourse. Named in honor of Gov Rod Blagojevich.

"My girlfriend claims I gave her a blago and refuses to ride on my cycle..."
"Dude, my tailbone has this blago so I had to stand in the back during the movie"

by metanoia2k December 30, 2008

blag

Another word for a joke

ha that was such a blag!

by queenofspeed April 13, 2007

Blagging

Blogging via social media for the sole intent of bragging

Take a pic of me sleeping in business class seat on this plane so I can post it to my (Social Media Account). I totes gonna be blagging 'bout dis!

by greyguy1 January 24, 2015

Blagging

To brag about yourself or something you did on your blog.

"Hey, did you read what happened to John the other day when he rescued that guy from the burning car?"

Yea... he was blagging about it"

by I'm the Greatest August 18, 2010

Blago

(Adj) used to describe a woman who requires expensive dinners, lavish gifts, VIP treatment, in order to date her. She isn’t looking for a traditional relationship; she knows that men want her. She’s obsessed with this power and is often seen strutting through a club, looking for "ballers" in order to get the highest bidder- PAY TO PLAY.

Man, that girl is “blago.” She won’t date you unless you have a BMW M6, buy her Prada and pay her bills.

The club is full of “blago” girls.

by unk suspect February 21, 2009

Baghdad Mosquito

Having fecal matter smeared to cover your face completely and then having someone press their balls on your eyes and press their penis down on your nose leaving an imprint that looks like a mosquito.

I caught my girlfriend cheating on me so while she was sleeping I gave her a Baghdad Mosquito.

by hotty1342 June 23, 2008

Blag

When one makes an obscure and complete distortion of the facts to his acquatances or disriguard of one others statement by exclamating the word "BLAG" making a mouth with one hand and moving them in a vertical motion. A bender chat only uses two fingers and a thumb.

Person one: See that bird over there? I so totally shagged her.

Person two: Yeah I believe you... BLAG!

by oh that lepperty December 30, 2007