baby benjamin

Garrett Watts love child with the devil. Most iconic child in the history of the memes.

Baby Benjamin is literally the scariest baby in the world, but I still stan him.

by mytoeisblue March 5, 2019

Benjamin Franklin

When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger

I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support

by Sean HAN April 15, 2009

benjamin slap

When one is hit in the face with a large fish

Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap

by Luke Rowlands March 21, 2008

Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

by Texas Bear August 25, 2019

Benjamin Franklin

When a man licks another man's asshole for $100

Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"

by Wherearemyhands January 21, 2016

Benjamin Abrahamsson

A young dick warrior that gets all the boys attention but is very self conscious because he is ashamed of the length of his cock.

Joe: Oh my god he is definitely Benjamin Abrahamsson!
Noah: I know right??

by Loaf of Menace March 16, 2020

Benjamin Groshans

some fag

Yknow Benjamin Groshans?

Yeah hes some faggot

by owoBeanie May 10, 2019