beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

Beat Cave

A physical space enclosed by blankets and sheets used to house one's self during the act of masturbation.

Don't go into Johnson's room, he's in the beat cave.

by bmn20000 April 23, 2009

Beat travelling

(1) The activity you are doing when you realize that somewhere (away) great music is played and you go there (the one who 'beat travelled' and has found the music will often dance with all his travel gear with him). (2) Looking for the (music) beat. (3) Travel around the country/the world to find the greatest music (beats).

Man 1: "Yo man, where ya lookin' for?"
Man 2: "I'm lookin' for the music. I'm beat travelling!"

by ThomDidymus December 18, 2011

Beat Saber

The base game is fun and the community is great, however a good majority of the ranked beat saber community are femboys, and never go outside

Friend 1: hey, I just started playing ranked maps on beat saber

Friend 2: oh nice, make sure to be careful tho, you’re at risk of becoming a femboy now

Friend 1: what? No you’re crazy

*3 weeks later*

Friend 1: shit you were right

by Your wise grandpa August 26, 2021

sneak-a-beat

When you think your buddys gone so you try to get a quick beat off, but they suddenly bust in on you while your tryin to whack it and you try to act like your sleepin, like nothin was goin on.

I left the house only to return to catch bakers ass tryin to sneak-a-beat to some soft core porn on showtime.

by jimmy haynes March 1, 2009

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

by Someone August 2, 2003

Beat-Bot

A robot designed to automatically disciplines your children when they misbehave. This robot is state-of-the-art in that it can detect badness, objects, and comes with 100 different ways of disciplining your children, so you don't have to.
You can pick this up on Amazon for $7,000 USD.

Beat-Bot does all the work so I don't have to. My kids are so well behaved now.

by Real_NoobToob May 9, 2020