1. usually associated with marijuana, when you mix either 2 different types of marijuana together or you mix marijuana with some other drug.
joe: yo man ready to smoke some dank bud.
jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.
joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
jon: yeah dude, my friend gave me this bud and it was laced with acid.
joe: OH SHIT BRO...CROSSING THE BEAMS
by dsdsdsssdsdd June 9, 2011
Get the crossing the beams mug.To be rapidly and accurately hit by multiple shots from a high recoil, burst, or fast-shooting weapon in a video game, resulting in significant damage or instant death. This often leads to accusations of “aim-botting” due to the improbability of having such precise aim.
1. "This guy just beamed the shit out of me with a SMG!"
2. "This guy is beaming me!aim-botter!"
3. "I just got beamed out of nowhere."
4. “I’m going to beam them as soon as they peek”
2. "This guy is beaming me!aim-botter!"
3. "I just got beamed out of nowhere."
4. “I’m going to beam them as soon as they peek”
by illumiIinaughty June 6, 2024
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Get the penis beam mug.A flashy, node-based automation rig that frauds online metrics (views, clicks, sign-ups, etc.) by wiring “graph functions” together in a visual Node GUI—then unleashing the flow like a laser. Think: drag-drop boxes, connect the lines, press play, and a million little bots march in formation. Illegal, shady, and dumb to brag about.
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
Extended:
Noun — The actual workflow: a web of nodes (login → rotate proxies → mimic humans → spam endpoint → report “success”).
Verb — To graph-beam: to juice numbers with that workflow.
Figurative — Any over-engineered automation pipeline that “lights up” a target system whether for clout, cliques, or chaos.
Origin:
From “hit ’em with the beam” (laser sight on a target) + “graph” (the node-graph UI). The “beam” is the flow of automated requests; the “graph” is how you built the heist.
Usage Notes (read this, cowboy):
It’s fraud. Platforms ban this, laws hate this, wallets weep when fines show up.
Also used jokingly for legit automations: “We graph-beamed our ETL last night” (aka just automated it, calm down).
Synonyms / Related:
click-farm, botnet rig, automation pipeline, view-juice, metric spoof, spaghetti graph, growth-hack (iffy), click fraud (illegal)
Antonyms:
organic growth, real users, compliance, touch grass
“I wrote a bot for YouTube that increases our views — I hit ’em with the Graph Beam.” — Mister Valentine
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
“Those stats jumped overnight; somebody graph-beamed the campaign.”
“He didn’t even code it from scratch—just strung nodes together and fired the Graph Beam.”
“Marketing wanted organic; dev said, ‘Or we could Graph Beam it…’ (HR said please don’t.)”
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Get the Pounding the devil’s support beam mug.Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears short shorts, hot pants, or Daisy Dukes, such that as she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of the shorts, exposing untanned areas of her butt. Exposing the butt has been called mooning, but since these are intermittent exposures or flashes of untanned areas, they are moon beams.
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Dude, that guy was shooting gazer beams at that hot chick all night.
Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.
"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver
Mom shot me gazer beams when I made a joke about her friends.
"Did you see that guy in the car behind us?" - Driver
"Yeah, he was shooting you gazer beams for the past five miles." - Passenger
"What a douche bag." - Driver
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