Girl:are you a basketball player?
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
Guy: Ya,I’m varsity captain
Girl: Oh,I have the perfect guy to set you up with
by Hohoclintondix January 24, 2019
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A "sport" for those that are not man enough to wrestle.Can not win by himself, must rely on others to help him and needs time outs and half times in order to even come close. These are the real pussies of any sport. Call wrestlers gay when they are the ones rubbing there ass on another guys dick.
Basketball star: He is so gay for wrestling.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.
by Basketball star July 4, 2010
Get the Basketball mug.A hat that is so extreme in design (wether it be funny, scary, shocking etc) that it will psych-out the opposing Baseketball player into missing his shot, the varieties of Basketball Caps are limitless.
You Paul Gadd wannabie! I can't believe you psyched me out with your Baseketball Cap! Please remove your finger from my Rectal Cavity right now you jerk i know you dont own a P.H.D.
by Robby O'licious Bacon December 17, 2007
Get the Baseketball Cap mug.Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 8, 2004
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2. Oral/anal sex
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Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!
by Pearson dude May 11, 2006
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Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016
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