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The banter batter 

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

Bro Banter 

Being gay but not gay for the homies, you gay in the speech, you hetero in the sheets.
hey bro don't make me kiss you.
How much for a good dick suck.
Dang man your dumby thicc like a bowl of oatmeal, might have to eat you out.
Hey man I'm not gay its just bro banter.
Bro Banter by bro banter manager February 21, 2020

Parrot Banter 

When two people, typically good friends or relatives, get into an argument not for the sake of getting their point across, but to hear themselves talk.

The arguments are typically about topics neither knows much about, or they choose sides which they don't truly support, all for the sake of comedy.
Person 1: What are those two talking about?

Person 2: I don't know, parrot banter I guess.
Parrot Banter by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

Emergency banter 

Posting a definition of "emergency banter" especially when all your banter is emergency.
Jim: *witty slander*
Rob: You can talk, 'big nose'.
Jim: Emergency banter there, Rob.
Rob: Posts definition of "Emergency banter" from Urban Dictionary.

Battle Banter 

Scenes in Anime where characters have a foreboding conversation to insinuate their impending victory in a sophisticated, voguish, high class, and elegant manner…it makes them look hot 🥵
Friend 1- Omg this battle banter is such a turn on
Battle Banter by MemoryFam July 19, 2022

Driving the banter wagon

like 'hopping on the band wagon'.

-Apart from the desired person is driving the band wagon, i.e. leading the group.

-Further stretched to 'banter wagon'

(purely for the banter)
'oi...oi boys...im drivin this banter wagon straight to the kingy.'

'mate, pete is Driving the banter wagon ... and i like its destination!'