curtain bandit

A guy who, after participating in sexual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his dick, then leaves never to return.

Sally, watch out for that Brooks, I never knew he was a curtain bandit, until I found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

by Kevin Vandam July 1, 2007

Bare Minimum Bandit

One of the greatest clans and most skilled bandits on the world

Joey became a Bare Minimum Bandit and stole my milk carton, but not my milk.

by The True Ram and BMNB Captin June 30, 2016

Bandit

An aerial radar contact that is confirmed to be hostile.

Bandits! Bandits! 3 o'clock low, Checkerboard Squadron, roll in and engage with AMRAAMs!

by JonathanChance October 6, 2003

ass bandit

British term for Male Hosexual.

"e's nothin' but a bloody Ass Bandit, 'E is!

by Vega$ Bill November 28, 2002

turd burgaling ass bandit

someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims

kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit

by big andy C May 7, 2007

bum bandits

A slang term for male homosexuals, referring to their desire for anal sex with other males.

1st Guy: Dude, there goes captain fag and the bum bandits!

2nd Guy: Uh, that's Nick Clegg and the Liberal Democrats...

3rd Guy: Well duh, that's what he said...

by Blasted Foreginers! May 2, 2008

Paper Bandits

most hardcore group of people in Seattle, WA

When Paper Bandits throw up the bird, you know it's on.

by Dhanel December 18, 2007