Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.

Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.

Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...

by seachips January 24, 2025

Baltimore

Fucking monsters...

Maybe riot jokes are really fucking monsters.

Only in Baltimore.

by Seitan June 11, 2023

Baltimore Whirlwind

A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.

Harry and Mark are doing the Baltimore Whirlwind in the other room.

by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025

Baltimore boat wreck

When 2 guys are bridging a lady and she calls for a switch and one guy dies not rotate to the right and the guys bang erect dicks.

This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...

by Binky D April 10, 2024

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024