Baltimore Basset

An incredibly powerful method of vibe check where the guy is made to strip naked, put on a bra and g-string, lipstick, and a choker collar. Once in uniform, he is led around the entire subdivision by a leash, and forced to bark at every person within earshot. For particularly stubborn cases, repeated application of high voltage shocks to the scrotum may prove an effective means to produce a barking-like noise.

If Chuck calls me one more time, I'll give him the ol' Baltimore Basset.

by Hot-Mayo January 31, 2024

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Baltimore

The city where you can't understand what people say.

Guy 1 (from Memphis): yeah and where'd you get the haircut from?
Guy 2 (from Baltimore): jittleyang my jittleyute futimanutlesees ooplesnupes
(If you don't understand, search baltimore accent on yt)

by Kampełek December 12, 2023

The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish

Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved

by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022

Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face”

I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot

by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024

Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.

Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.

by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024