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Baltimore Whirlwind

A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.
Harry and Mark are doing the Baltimore Whirlwind in the other room.
by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025
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Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.
Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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Baltimore Bombscare

In the midst of receiving a rimjob, the receiver of the ass licking quickly grabs the rimmer by both ears, pulling her forcefully against his asshole and promptly farts in her mouth. Roles/genders can be switched/modified to fit the preferences of both the giver and receiver.
She tried to stick a brush handle up my ass while giving me a rimjob, so I worked up some gas and gave her a Baltimore Bombscare.
by Luckybus March 6, 2017
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Baltimore Blow Dryer

The act of covering your dick in Old Bay, making her suck it off, and sticking one live crab claw up her ass and making another pinch her tits. You then go to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge and cum off the top.
Homie: Yo stupid you get that Baltimore Blow Dryer from that one girl?
Me: Hell yeah dummy! That shi was fire. My dick still burn.
by Yur Dummy May 9, 2024
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Baltimore Slamshot

Where someone deuces (poops) themselves and takes there underwear off with the deuce still in and slingshot it at someone’s (hopefully in the face
I just hit lil marlin with the Baltimore slamshot
by dillyonthabeat May 10, 2024
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Baltimore Bow

When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.
My girlfriend was real tired last night so she just gave me a baltimore bow.
by CaptianFartPants December 7, 2021
mugGet the Baltimore Bowmug.

Baltimore Blowdown

When your Aunt Suzie has stage 4 cancer in Baltimore, and she has 1 last wish.... You fuck the shit out of her so hard you pop he cancerous tumor out of her and it plops on your dick from her asshole. You then stick it back in her and and use it as a anal bead with every other tumor in her body connected . Afterwards you've done created the most advanced cancer medical treatment ever made. Fucking your family to save their life.
Hey Robby watch me do a Baltimore Blowdown to my Aunt Suzie.
by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024
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