Balding the tires

When someone is angry at someone else for something that the person their angry at didn't do.

Franklin was balding the tires at Teressa when she got home, even though she didn't break the vase.

by Editor man March 4, 2008

bald bill

An awesome guy in law school class who tries (sometimes unsucessfully) to keep it real.

Oh man. That Ryan guy is no Tomer, he's just bald billing it today.

by jeff January 30, 2004

Bald spots

Its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for my bullshit machine

That's one nasty bald spot

by ReadySebbyGo January 27, 2005

Bald Eagle

A daring sex act, where the man takes a woman from behind, as she leans over a railing or windowsill. The man must shave her head ahead of time, so he can then cum on her bald head and shove her out of the window while yelling "PLAY FREEBIRD!!!"

hey bob, was that your wife i saw on the front lawn this morning?
yeah, had a good bald eagle session this morning heheh.

by sillybilly420 August 14, 2010

bald cap

A bald cap is when the tip of your penis has a circumcision and then the fore skin falls off on to the floor then you end up lighting it on fire with your feet. After the foreskin has been burnt up you pick it off of the floor and you eat it with some ketchup

Kid:Man did you see my mom do that bald Cap earlier?
Kids Friend: YEAH MAN that bald cap look soo good

by xXPeachieTheSwaggiestMasterXx September 21, 2014

bald cats

The cutes cat to ever exist. Also know as a hairless cat or a sphynx cat. It has no hair and is adorable

Look at those baby bald cats they’re so cute and squishy!

by Fullsunhd June 14, 2018

Bald Martin

An Internet Sensation

Bald Martin Is God

by Sub to me plz: MrDarkShark September 3, 2020