A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)
“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”
by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023
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Song by Joe hawley on his album titled "Joe Hawley Joe Hawley"
Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Also a joke alot of tally hall fans say
Person 1: Hey, do you wanna know what your mom is?
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
Person 2: what is she?
Tally hall fan: your mother is a basketball
by AnonWT. March 2, 2025
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by Neopocalypse November 16, 2021
Get the Basketball Ass mug.A game equipment used in a team sport. It is typically known to be made out of rubber or fiber; traditionally leather. With poor dribbling skills or coordination is can bounce out of control or out of rhythm.
"Careful dude you shouldn't bounce the basketball too high or else-"
*Basketball hits the dude's face
"Well at least I tried to warn you"
*Basketball hits the dude's face
"Well at least I tried to warn you"
by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021
Get the Basketball mug.The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.
by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017
Get the Basketball years mug.When someone passes his job or task to another person next to him who has a lower position.
; An act when a person who bad transfers his job to a fellow employee and takes credit later.
; An act when a person who bad transfers his job to a fellow employee and takes credit later.
by Leviko January 18, 2020
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