breakfast metal

A genre of metal music reminiscent of doom and sludge, often times improvised and recorded on first take. Breakfast metal bands usually have multiple vocalists and often times the musicians will change instruments from song to song. this genre was pioneered by Anal Whispersss in Columbus, OH in a basement near the Ohio State University campus.

I really wish there were more breakfast metal bands as good as Anal Whispersss.

by Blöödermilk Pancakes September 20, 2010

Breakfast Pastry

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Jacksonville breakfast

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

by scubasteven November 23, 2009

Dwarven Breakfast

Vomit, esp "on-the-fly" Roman style where puking is merely a bump in the road of a long party-night. A popular term among role-playing nerds and convention attendees.

"After 23 beers, I've had a dwarven breakfast and I'm ready for more!"

by Cold1s January 21, 2010

Breakfast of Champions

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)

I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions

by The-V June 29, 2015

breakfast saussage

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Russian breakfast

drinking vodka with your cereal of choice

"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."

by loco30k February 10, 2015