when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"
by Twat sniff September 17, 2008
Get the blind piratemug. by PuNkY July 15, 2003
Get the blind datemug. the term blind drunk, seems to come from the reference when people did'nt know certain types of alcohol would literally turn you blind.
when drinking too much of a type of alcohol like methanol found in mouthwash can do serious damage.
when drinking too much of a type of alcohol like methanol found in mouthwash can do serious damage.
Methanol is converted to formaldehyde by an enzyme the liver; and formaldehyde in the bloodstream attacks the optic nerves.
the enzyme that converts methanol to formaldehyde also converts ethanol to acetalaldehyde.
To prevent a dangerous building up formaldehyde in the body, ER teams treating methanol poisoning will introduce an ethanol IV drip, to outcompete the methanol --> formaldehyde pathway.
Instead, it refers to a state you can get to using plain old ethanol where, shortly before your BAC crosses over into unconsciousness territory, you lose some or all of your senses, vision usually being the first to go. IOW, you're upright, conscious, talking / haranguing, but unable to see, and not really very worried about it.
blind drunk recovery comes as your BAC drops down, or you get an adrenaline jolt. These are sometimes called "blackouts." The term blackout can also refer to amnesia-style experiences: the apocryphal "How did I wake up here & whose pants am I wearing?". Good bet some blindness occurred somewhere in the part you don't remember.
the enzyme that converts methanol to formaldehyde also converts ethanol to acetalaldehyde.
To prevent a dangerous building up formaldehyde in the body, ER teams treating methanol poisoning will introduce an ethanol IV drip, to outcompete the methanol --> formaldehyde pathway.
Instead, it refers to a state you can get to using plain old ethanol where, shortly before your BAC crosses over into unconsciousness territory, you lose some or all of your senses, vision usually being the first to go. IOW, you're upright, conscious, talking / haranguing, but unable to see, and not really very worried about it.
blind drunk recovery comes as your BAC drops down, or you get an adrenaline jolt. These are sometimes called "blackouts." The term blackout can also refer to amnesia-style experiences: the apocryphal "How did I wake up here & whose pants am I wearing?". Good bet some blindness occurred somewhere in the part you don't remember.
by krisfromthepastandfuture January 4, 2012
Get the blind drunkmug. To have your significant other, the love of your life cheat on you while you're out of town on work to such a degree that a general test for VD and HIV is in order.
1: Wow, Bryce totally got Blind Sided.
2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.
2: And one would think with that case of warts that someone forgot his jimmy hat.
by PDiggy March 18, 2010
Get the Blind Sidedmug. a sexual action:You have sex with a woman then just before climax you make her spin around with her forehead on a baseball bat until she is dizzy, then you climax on her eyes and make her run across the street.
by Tmoney1725 May 19, 2009
Get the The Blind Froggermug. by Super Jules December 4, 2010
Get the blind ccsidedmug. A person afflicted with text blindness is so absorbed by walking and texting that they have lost the ability to see oncoming danger.
Text blindness had the dumbass wandering out into trafic. She didn't even see the car coming until they honked!
by lord_blackdragon September 16, 2009
Get the Text Blindnessmug.