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Barbie Syndrome 

The syndrome where a switch in the brain of fully capable woman turns off and she regresses back to a four year old playing with numerous Barbies whom only share one Ken doll. This usually happens under extreme stress when adult thinking is required yet she insists on obsessing over her hair, makeup, nails and clothes. Or, scrapping with her female colleagues, thereby letting the men get ahead.
When attempting to solve mathematical problems, I am suddenly afflicted with Barbie Syndrome. Barbie Syndrome rears its ugly head when I can't find the other shoe.
Barbie Syndrome by Ms Linguis March 14, 2018
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barbie doll gang

A bitch who is all about themselves and growing. They stay poppin and don't gaf what anyone has to say about them. They usually dress in bold colors that make them stand out and their confidence is on point. Don't try them though, issa gang ya hearddd
Mannnnn, she in et barbie doll gang shit mann, fine ass!

Barbie Boy 

An effeminate white boy who is obsessed with superficial things like clothes and social status. He's usually pale, blue-eyed blond.
Man 1: "Your clothes are cheap and your skin is not white and delicate like mine."
Man 2: "Shut up, barbie boy."
Barbie Boy by Sorberino October 8, 2018

barbie joint 

When u wipe your butt with toilet paper too quickly n the TP rolls into long rolls
When "pauley" wipes his butt n the barbie joints fall out

Barbie Lung 

Having zero capacity to hold the smoke in. Coughs violently from Reggie.
Damn, she hit the bong so hard, she died. That girl has Barbie Lung. R.I.P.
Barbie Lung by 210Tex May 4, 2020

barbie dom

- keď sa ťa niekto snaží ojebať o peniaze
- fráza bola vymyslená jedným slovenským stoka rapperom, ktorý sám seba zvykne nazývať vlkom, drakom a inými zvieratami
*meme_wlk: “kupil som dcere barbie dom
barbie dom by gucciwater361 May 7, 2020

barbie house 

when someone considered to be rich af is trying to fuck you over small amount of money (especially rappers when they don’t wanna pay producers for beats)
meme_wlk “I can’t pay you for that beat I just bought my daughter a barbie house