Mom barbie

A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.

"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"

by mgg November 25, 2018

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barbie perrie

ugly, fat, bitch, dumb, and a fuckhead who should not be wearing that kind of cloths

omg why is barbie perrie such a pig

by driptoohard6969 May 22, 2019

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barbie’s minge

Something with a particularly difficult or troublesome mode of entry.

Gentlemen, make no mistake, The Castle will be heavily guarded. I warn you now, it will be like getting into Barbie’s minge.

by Deodenatus July 16, 2023

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strong barbie

1. A strong woman , a female body builder , a girl that loves to workout and be healthy . Or instagram hashtag , a pretty women with muscles.

2. A powerful women , A cancer survivor , a leader of positivity a feminist.

Just had the best workout #strongbarbie ,

Question: What’s a strong Barbie?

Answer: a girl who loves to workout and isn’t afraid to lift or takes pride in her appearance .

My mom is a cancer survivor #strongbarbie

The women’s right movement was full of #strongbarbies

by Ommmom87 March 9, 2019

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