Automatic

All those "Real Men" should quit the stupid act and buy a car that suits their needs. Manual, automatic, robotic...who fucking cares? Doesn't matter what you drive as long as you reach your destination safe and sound.

I'd like to see you drive manual after spending 2 hours a day in traffic. Automatic is the way to go.

by Winston Churchil March 27, 2007

automagical

1. adj, a task/activity that is so complex or so boring/uncomfortable that one doesn't feel like explaining it or bothering to look up how it works.

2. when something just happens

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOUR KIDS LOOK LIKE ME! It just happened automagically!

by JonTron February 24, 2009

Automatic Secure Voice Communications Network

A worldwide HF secure voice network developed to fulfill DOD long-haul, secure voice (radiotelephone requirements.

I have no idea why i put this in here

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

Autocorwrecked

(v.) The catastrophic failure of a smartphone's "auto correct" feature. Obscure words or even common words slightly misspelt are especially susceptible to autocorwrecktion. Can result in horrible mix-ups if not caught before sending.

Jill: Why did you just text me not to wear underwear?

Jack: AW CRAP, autocorwrecked! I meant to text "don't worry about bringing anyTHING," not any THONG!

by Azn Tom January 11, 2011

automatic fade

- the act of immediate retaliation without second thought.

Cornrow Wallace steps on sneakers.

Earl "The Snake" White : Ey, dawg, ey! You stepped on my sneakers, that's an automatic fade!
(Swings and connects with Cornrow's Face)

by osbluce February 4, 2015

Autocorrect license

A reader understanding the meaning of words in a text message despite autocorrect having changed them from what the sender intended, precluding the need for clarification.

There's no need to send another text saying

"*fucking" Mike, I know and give autocorrect license when you say "my ducking brother is late again"

by HandsomeHair June 4, 2015

Autimobile

A term used for people with autism

Dude: Look at that autimobile playing with his sonic toys.

by Nigmaster June 30, 2015