Ariel's have red hair. It says so in the movie! They are always ALWAYS redheads. If you meet a non-redheaded Ariel, you have either met the Mafia, Jesus, or a serial killer using Ariel as their cover name. But, if the Ariel you meet is a redhead, you have met a true friend. Ariel's (again, only applies if she has red hair) is such a kind sweet person. They are pure and following the laws of Disney. Love all those ginger Ariel's. I'm pretty sure the world in running out of ginger's or something, so please protect the gingers!
Person 1: That girl is really hot!
Person 2: Isn't she named Ariel?
Person 1: Wait, but she's not a redhead!!
Person 2: OH CRAP! RUN!!
Person 2: Isn't she named Ariel?
Person 1: Wait, but she's not a redhead!!
Person 2: OH CRAP! RUN!!
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Ariel is a dumb dumb.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
by Trent Wilson October 30, 2022
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Ariel is a dumb dumb.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
"My husband divorced me last night, my dog died, I got laid off, I am getting evicted, and I have a terminal disease.... but hey. At least I am not Ariel.
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