Hoe alert

When you got hoes in your phone and you open the text, but you don’t text them back

Michelle phone when she opens it and doesn’t open it, basic hoe alert

by Sexy Phil 123 October 23, 2018

first alert

when a weather or media agency declares an emergency alert status declaring potential for dangerous weather and climate conditions.

alerting you to remain vigilant and weather aware for severe weather.

We have declared a first alert weather day due to threat for severe storms and dangerous heat conditions. firstalert

by alsmith August 12, 2019

Heard Alert

When someone shits in your bed.

Oh wow man, Amber must be pissed off, she did a heard alert in my bed.

by MrsNesbit April 29, 2022

Amber Alert

Something Johnny Depp would benefit from.

Johnny Depp needs an Amber Alert

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 3, 2022

False alart

When you think you have to shit but it turns out just to be a fart.

Nothing came out but gas, false alart!

by cjvialpando July 6, 2022

Cool Kid Alert

When someone has alcohol or drugs at a party and decides to take a picture and post it on their social media to look cool.

Person 1: “Omg look what Brittany posted on her story. She’s drinking underage!”
Person 2: *rolls eyes* “Cool kid alert 🚨”

by Dom Toliver August 9, 2020

sped alert

(n)(1)what one says when a special education student or any other unintelligent idiot is around the area (2)meaning an idiot or retard (adj)used to describe something or someone that is not smart and/or productive (v)to say or perform an idiotic statement or action

(n)(1)Sped Alert! He thought HO2 was water.
(n)(2)What a sped alert! He thought a banana was the smartest fruit.
(adj)He's such a sped alert idiot, running around yelling 'Le balon, le balon.'
(v)If one sped alerts during Science class, like the little boy, you will probably not be liked by the teacher, or as a matter of fact, anyone else.

by Ben Kushnir January 20, 2007