Alabama cousin

A girl so hot you want to date them even if you shouldn’t for some reason.

Person 1: Wow, that girl is pretty hot.
Person 2: You should ask her to be your Alabama cousin.

by Tylo Ren May 16, 2019

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

alabama blackout

When you’re blacked out drunk and touch tips with your brother

Yo that party was crazy last night I had an Alabama blackout and now my brother won’t talk to me

by Shenshang December 13, 2019

Alabama Tango

The act of getting revenge on your dad by impregnating your grandmother and making you child his half sibling.

My dad fucked my sister again, time to alabama tango him again.

by Alabamalife May 21, 2021

alabama brownie

Putting a lit cigarette into someone’s urethra/asshole

That bitch is weird she like Alabama brownies

by farty turds March 1, 2019

Alabama Slamma

A threesome with a woman and her mother.

Damn, Mary Jo and her Momma are FREAKS! She invited me over last for dinner and an Alabama Slamma.

by FranDiggidy April 19, 2018

Alabama Sandpaper

Straight sexual stimulation in which the female spreads her legs apart so her vagina is showing, and the male rubs his penis against her clitoris like he was fucking her, but only the side of the penis goes into the clit. The friction causes sexual pleasure for both of them, and they both get a happy ending...

I love the Alabama Sandpaper!

by WhoDatFreshBoi April 2, 2017