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Coon Agent

Coon Agent is the cognitive of Coon and agent; with coon meaning to act as whites (who came up with the term) expect for a black American to act, usually in obedient and stereotypical ways. For instance, they will dance, joke and display a big smile while never being serious about serious issues.

An agent is a representative of someone else, with the agent in the visible or public role with their names and faces put in public to represent the ideas, aims and goals of their employer. The employer is almost never seen, or is rarely seen or heard from, leaving the agent to handle all of the bad things. Putting the two words together, produces a Coon Agent; a employed agent or representative from another who goes against their people, who is a coon by default simply by allowing themselves to be used.
Tariq Nasheed is a Coon Agent for attacking Africans, Caribbeans and black Americans on behalf of his white masters. He never attacks his masters, which shows him to be both coon and agent.
by Coon Watch February 24, 2025
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O5-4 “The Agent”

Also known as Ghostie, O5-4 plays the role of Agent Ulgrin and the Unit Commander of Nu-7 “Hammer Down”. His character, Agent Ulgrin, is the biological father of my own character, Mitchell Ulgrin.
Holy shit, O5-4 “The Agent” is hosting Pizza day earlier than usual, I’m so pumped!
by ZeppelinFunds July 7, 2022
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U.S. Agent

U.S. Agent will NEVER be like Steve Rogers - Rando Guy
by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023
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Agent Red

by sawnoob72 April 30, 2025
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Agent Nebraska

A complete faggot. He can't fight worth a shit and his only redeeming factor is his ghetto ass AI that makes him trigger his inner black man.
Have you seen Agent Nebraska lately?

Nope. Check Compton.
by My Name is Nothing October 5, 2017
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The Good Estate Agent

Changing the face of estate agency. An estate agent that cares about you and ensures they work hard for their fee. Getting you the best price for your home and providing top notch communication along the way!
Are you selling your home? You must use The Good Estate Agent!
by TGEA November 23, 2021
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Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny

absolute god/unit, most annoying thing on planet (almost, the British tiger is more)
my man, what's good Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunny
by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020
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