Gameboy Advance SP

1. a device designed to waste the time of anyone who is loser enough to blow 100 bucks on it, not including the games.

1. some people waste so much time playing game advanced SP, it makes me want to poop on their heads.
2. I can't belive how much time the guy who wrote the other definition of this word must have wasted on research for this bullshit.

by John Sherman May 4, 2005

advan

Stupid arguments and ideas that dont make any sence except to the the idiot who stated them

Finn : Hi, i hate sarcasm blah blach blah
Everybody else : Wow your always using advan

by Mike901211 December 2, 2009

advacate

v. When watching a TV show, the action of vacating the viewing area during commercial, or advertisement, breaks.

Dick had to advacate during Breaking Bad to refill his popcorn.
Jane took an advacation during True Blood to call her friend and discuss how hot Eric Northman is.

by allikirstenson July 26, 2011

game boy advance

When a person sticks his hands in a praying position and then rams it up another guy's ass. Derived from a legendary kid who did this while holding a game boy advance

Dude, Adam just got game boy advanced! Unluckily for Jim, he had previously shit himself.

by Mr. Bubbles December 10, 2008

Advanced Hook Up

1st-3rd bases

Bob: Hey this is like the 9th time you hooked up with Amanda

Jim: I know we went advanced this time. Advanced hook up is also 3rd base.

by Jennakranks May 15, 2016

advanced organism

An advanced organism is the opposite of a Normi/Normy, someone with the knowledge and creativity that is beyond "normal". Their mental power surpasses incredibly that of a "Normal Person".

Normi: LOL u guys!!!!11!! I have a limited edition 1000 degree slime fidget spinnerz.
Advanced Organism: Whatever, you immature fool, ugh, you normies NEVER learn.
Normi : shut it nerd1!1!! r-right guys....?

by Memelord_1337 July 27, 2017

Advanced Stranger

Similar to the stranger. The Advanced Stranger is the masturbation technique where you place yourself on a bar stool, trap your NON-DOMINATE forearm under your thigh and curl your wrist upward to jerk off.Preforming this technique offers A LOT of sensations. Numbness in that extremity, compression of chest cavity to limit breathing (autoerotic asphyxiation), you may see STARS due to blood being rushes to your head from leaning over, all while trying to maintain your balance. CAUTION: this technique may result in injury and/or death and cause Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome, or TMS.

PARAMEDIC: How did you crack your head open? ME: i was preforming the ADVANCED STRANGER and leaned over to far, striking my head on the corner of the counter top. PARAMEDIC: that explains all the blood and semen on the floor!

by Dougtwin September 16, 2017