absolute bananas

a moment when a person goes borderline insane and is overreacting and screaming and all that.

"dude, why is your room so messy?"
"i went absolute bananas when i saw my exam grade yesterday."

by sigmeow April 3, 2024

absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016

Absolute Bombo

An extremely unpleasant situation that calls for an immediate resolution

The test we wrote yesterday was absolute bombo or it was A.B

by Awisi Pussy June 13, 2022

Absolutely Jacked

Broghan.

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.

by Steenmachine December 24, 2021

Absolutely not

Means she 100% likes the man bun

Me: “I know you like the man bun.”
Her: “Absolutely not.”

by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020

absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018