The Old Abe

When there is a male sitting in a theater watching a play and you prejack and blow your load on the back of his head. Then you hop off the stage and release your DNA on the floor to make any man slip while chasing you.

Reports say that the male that has done the Old Abe has fled the theater, no leads on the case yet.

by Roman Atwood May 30, 2018

salty abe

A $5 bill that has been ejaculated on for any reason

Often given to strippers

I gave that stripper a salty abe

by ajx2019804201963 March 27, 2019

AB Schwip

Ottawa based rapper known for his well orchestrated bars and his fantastic flow. He is often compared to Tupac or Biggie. He is very good fam

Guy: Yo fam what artist is this, this track sounding way too hot!

Fan: It’s AB Schwip fam, he’s the hottest in the game!

by Gronkfan March 5, 2021

Gamer Abs

The marks left on your abdominal area after sitting with bad posture. Most often gotten from gaming with bad posture or sitting hunched over on the toilet for too long.

Ex 1:
Dude! Do you have a six pack?

No, it’s just Gamer Abs

Ex 2:
*Looks in mirror*
Those work outs i’ve been doing have been working!
*Realization*
Oh I wait, I just gamed for 3 hours straight without getting up: it must just be Gamer Abs

by Thatonepanda November 27, 2019

AB (the name)

If you have a friend named AB, their probably racist, and even gay- super nice though, to the people that wanna be nice too, and sometimes, they might be friends with pedophiles

Person 1: Hey did you see AB (the name) today?
Person 2: Ya he called me the n word with the hard r

by lmmaooo February 27, 2022

c/ab

Stands for Cadet Airman Basic, the first grade in AFJROTC, AFROTC, and Civil Air Patrol.

C/AB Smith, front and center.

by Med343 May 2, 2020

Zero Abe

A guy that with glitch static abilities

Zero Abe glitching: a error in a device

by Z e r o A B E October 19, 2021