Squirrel Aids

Having unprotected relations with a squirrel who is infected with squirrel aids will result in squirrel aids, or alternatively, having unprotected relations with a person/animal/fury who have acquired squirrel aids from an infected squirrel.

Symptoms: headache, nausea, diarrhea, the overwhelming desire to have nuts on your chin.

However this will cure most nut allergies.

Man 1: Hey did you hear that Roy was having unprotected relations with a squirrel?

Man 2: Do you mean sex?

Man 1: Why yes, I do.

Man 2: Oh no! Has he acquired the dread squirrel aids?"

Man 1: Yes he has. It has progressed so far that he has nuts on his chin right now.

Man 2: What a tragedy.

Man 1: Indeed.

by squirrel rape February 22, 2012

Full Blown Yellow AIDS

The advanced stages of Yellow fever. A person, typically a white male, only has an interest towards asian woman and thinks all other types of woman are repulsive. When this stage is reached there is no turning back. They are uncurable much like real AIDS.

if we don't do something about his yellow fever he is going to come down with full blown yellow AIDS

by NIPPON LOVER July 13, 2006

Has Aids

Usually a link(download) that has an attached Virus or other impossible MalWare associated to it.

"dude, I just D/Led an awesome SWF from 4-chan. Want it?"

"naw, my checker sed it has aids..."

by Zeph721 April 8, 2008

Eye AIDS

A disease contracted when someone takes your glasses and puts them on without permission. Kills twice as many people annually than Dubstep Overload.

Annoying girl: Nico can I put your glasses on?

Nico: Sorry, I kind of need them to, you know, see.

Annoying girl takes glasses anyway: K, thanks

Nico (sarcastically): Uh-Oh, lets really hope you don't get my Eye AIDS.

Annoying girl: Eye AIDS?

Nico: Yeah, it's a disease that's transfered by sharing glasses with another person.

Annoying girl who is also easily tricked: You can have these back.

by SMSchoirboy February 27, 2012

Ebola AIDS

Ebola AIDS also known as Penis or Vagina AIDS. Ebola AIDS make you produce large quantities of cum water. Cum water is a type of semen that you will find inside Turkey dick. Cum Water contains lots of Mercury and Pee and Shit. As a result, It is very poisonous. The only way to cure Ebola AIDS is to snort large amounts of Crack, Heroin and Meth

My girlfriend wanted to have sex with me because i have Ebola AIDS

by 5Skin not 4Skin July 24, 2019

Tramp Aids

The term given to an extremely life threatening form of Aids caught only from homeless people

"Dude, I got raped by a tramp and he bummed me in the face. Can't belive i've contracted Tramp Aids. Doctor says I've only got 2 days to live."

by The Donkey, The Bear, The Rabbit and The Badger May 13, 2005

AIDS

Anally Injected Death Sentence.
A rather cruel parody of Aquired Immune Difficiency Syndrome.

"AIDS is a terrible disease to make fun of."

by Issy Aidsfunop January 20, 2006