autistic eye contact

When autistic people (who are repulsed by eye contact in some fashion) make pseudo-eye contact by looking at whatever they look at instead of eyes to simulate eye contact. Can be for comedic or serious reasons.

The yippee all made autistic eye contact with each other.

by Wilbur Vincent February 21, 2024

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autistic pussy slayer

people with autism slay the most pussy out here

omg have you seen the big o he's such a autistic pussy slayer

by Archie2353 March 17, 2024

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Autistic shuffle

A tik tok dance done by basic white girls.

Andrue is a autistic shuffle fanatic!

by The lexi March 21, 2024

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Autistic retard

Segmentation fault (that smart guy)

You really are a fucking autistic retard

by I hammered your dad 12 times December 11, 2024

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Autistic Nerd

Might be confused with a “nice guy” when meeting and talking face to face but will become autistic and leave any social situation they are not comfortable with. Typically will throw in an odd autistic one liner in the convo about cars or something if they are hyper interested in a topic. May seem cold and does not know when they are damaging another persons reputation with their genius IQ and corrections over indirection communication like email and may sound like a dick. Very high IQ but will have trouble finding dates or relationships. More like able than Try Hard Nerd but may have trouble connecting with others due to autism.

- example: Autistic Nerd(In real life) - Hey, look at those cars, I love cars.
- Normal person: yeah cars are cool.
- Autistic nerd (over email) - this is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong. You did not do anything here. I answered you already.

- Normal person: wow what a dick.

by Holy Knight of the Sun God December 16, 2024

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