almostaben

comes from the words, "almost", and "stabbed", "stabbed" is turned into "stabben" by the speaker who is too scared to speak correctly. It is said by somebody who was mugged, attacked, etc. by an assailant using a sharp object as a main weapon, but escaped and returned to his crew, then still shaken, tries to tell them what just happened.

Oh man,I I was almostaben!

by Fezandsword April 26, 2008

Almost

It is supposed to mean "nearly" or "not quite", but alot of people would use it too mean "20+ mor minutes". in other words, "almost" can sometimes indicate a delay in a certain action.

"I'm almost finished cutting this man's hair, you're next!!"

20 minutes later:

"Dude, you told me 20 minutes earlier that you was almost done cutting this man's hair! WTF!!??!!!"

"sorry. I'm done now"

by marcus903 March 29, 2016

y'allos

The set of allosexual people, usually referred to from the perspective of a person on the asexual spectrum.

I don't understand why y'allos do this, probably because I'm ace.

by konci June 6, 2015

alosexual

To be without sex.

Keisha decided to alosexual after she was infected with HIV.

by Thyck December 11, 2003

Almost Never

A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band.

Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.

by Charles July 19, 2003

alipostur

n, A non-word, or "un-word".

So like... alipostur. And stuff.

by Kefka Palazzo October 23, 2007

alosarcasm

What girls with alopecia use to make people who ask if they have cancer angry

She used alosarcasm when she told the old lady she was a buddhist monk.

by Ashton42 June 13, 2008