Lord Elgin

Having sex in a hotel room chair.

"Man, I totally Lord Elgined her last night up in her room"

by Xoanon August 2, 2009

Lord Baldar

noun; Lord Baldar (LB for short) is the deity of middle aged, balding, marginally employed Caucasians men. His followers, The Balds, worship him by attending the annual LB-Fest to pray to LB by skipping around a 40' high pasty white phallic object with a couple strands of hair on the tip, which is meant to represent LB as if he were a living human being.

I can't wait to go to Evanston, IL this year to honor our lord and savior, Lord Baldar, by praying to and skipping around that huge shlong for days.

by Leornad's Bias May 31, 2017

Lord Felker

The all-knowing king of science education.

Dr. Maki: "I'm not sure how to teach this concept to my class of 39 students." Schmadeke: "You better go and ask Lord Felker for assistance."

by Charlip February 8, 2007

Riven Lord

Warframe player (usually a pickle), who has a deeply unsettling love for rivens

Pickle: “hey I just got a groll on this riven”
Clan chat:” oh that pickle... he’s a proper riven Lord”

by Pr0m3th3us July 24, 2019

Lord Declan

Just Lord Carrol but more casual. He is the type of guy you can get into a white van with. Always take his candy.

Look it’s Lord Declan! Let’s get in his van!

by THE Daddy Declan Cult February 25, 2020

Dear lord

What you say when you don't believe what you just heard, and are displeased by it as well. Can be used in place of smh to make your displeasure more known.

He still hasn't gotten a girlfriend? Dear lord, that's sad.

by briguy117 November 15, 2019

Lord Voldefunnel

A drinking game. Ideally played at camp sites but will work regardless of location. One person has a funnel attached under their clothes with the top coming out at their shoulder and the tap coming out of their crotch. They then procede to wander around and upon finding a target (someone with alcohol) exclaim "Lord Voldefunnel!!" and refuse to leave until the target has imbibed a reasonable amount of alcohol.

Lad 1: "They have alcohol."
Lad 1: "So."
Lord Voldefunnel: "LORD VOLDEFUNNEL!!"

by Silz Kirby September 1, 2011