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Dick Shaped Service

Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’

This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
Guys, they’re all booked at 6:30, another Friday, another dick shaped service
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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Shape-Bass

Any wonky ass looking bass typically used by butt-rock, nu-metal and jam bands. Usually are incredibly overdesigned to provide balance and playability but somehow never look pleasant. (term used by Pat Finnerty in the post Kravitz-Bowl to describe the bassist of Puddle of Mudd's bass)
"Hey bruh, have you seen my new Warwick?"
"You paid a fucking grand for a shape-bass?!"
by BazookaHorse November 12, 2021
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Shaped AF

The meaning of Shaped AF is feeling confident and empowered in your own skin. No matter what shape, size, or skin color, we want everyone to accept who they are and not give a f**k what people say or think about you. Shaped believes every body is beautiful just the way they are. Shaped AF's mission is to help restore your confidence and to help you fall back in love with you and your body.
"Hey Sara have you been to Shaped AF yet?

"Lets get Shaped AF"

"Shaped AF always makes me feel so confident and they have the best deals"
by Shaped Fam November 23, 2021
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Bad Shape

“Bad Shape” this is a phrase when something is just a bad job,idea, or situation. It is just not it
“Your situation is Bad Shape
by Randy223 April 25, 2022
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Shape up

keep playing around and im going to have to give you a shape up
by Johnny Doemon September 23, 2025
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The Shape

When someone’s ass is the perfect shape, and looks real nice
“Laura ass looks so good, she’s got The Shape”
by Quantum Joss March 12, 2019
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Funkybunch shape

Hitting the gym so you can get into shape like Marky Mark was back in the funkybunch days.
Have you seen Mark Wahlberg? He's back in funkybunch shape.
by Derelict August 21, 2012
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