When a national athlete smokes pussy because cigarettes are too unhealthy while boxing his narcissistic balls and coming up with excuses for not going to school
by hentaination April 14, 2020
Get the Dirty Cemmug. The act of excessive masturbation without any lubrication until your penis is very swollen the Night before a big date to give the illusion that you’re cock is thicker than it actually is.
“Hey man. Are you ready for your big date later today?” Oh yeah. I did the ol’ Dirty Davey last night. I can’t wait to see the look on her face.
by MrGraves86 May 22, 2019
Get the Dirty Daveymug. by Jay goga April 20, 2020
Get the Dirty Oakleymug. A girl who is always in the club or at the bar hooking up with random dudes she just met. They are usually sexually promiscuous and drink a lot.
by Ron Brgundy August 17, 2010
Get the Bar Dirtymug. by Poopsnitch69 January 8, 2023
Get the Dirty soupmug. When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.
by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022
Get the Dirty Eltonmug. When a man uses his extra large nose to pleasure a woman's vagina; clitoris stimulation or penetration.
by Papadaux June 11, 2016
Get the Dirty Rzasamug.