Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep

Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.

by Mybad February 14, 2013

second shadow

Another name for a stalker, or someone watching someone.

Usually used when someone is watching someone else. (Such as if they suspect them of cheating on them for exmaple.)

Person 1: Hey I hear your girlfriend has been seeing another girl.

Person 2: Tell her she going to have a second shadow from now on

by A15kk February 23, 2013

sticky seconds

Referring to when a guy has sex with a woman, following another man have sex/ejaculating in her

James and bill decided to share a girl, bill had her first, and James went after, as he liked his sticky seconds.

by ulsterphil August 17, 2015

Second Voice

In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.

Hey come here a second Bill i need a second voice with this client.

by Jonathan "Sales Guru" Jones July 4, 2016

Jørgen the second

The new way less cool horse of pewdiepie

Jørgen the second is used as a replacement for Jørgen the first, he will be missed

by Jørgen the first (2019-2019) June 29, 2019

sibling second

A non gender specific synonym for the popular expression "bruh moment".

Person 1: Dude! What a bruh moment!
Person 2: Hey man, we don't discriminate in this household.
Person 1: Oh sorry, I meant to say sibling second.

by some_idiot_called_jay April 14, 2019

second childhood

Not to be confused wif da "wholesome" procedure of an adult's purchasing vintage/nostalgic items on E-Bay so dat he can again savor stuff dat he'd enjoyed as a youngster, this snortingly-sarcastic "air-quotes" term resentfully refers to when a grownup begins exhibiting similar immature/careless behavior dat he'd performed as a child. This unwise/unhealthy practice can be especially upsetting and disconcerting to any teenage/young-adult offspring of said middle-aged misbehaver, since like as not said parent had admonishingly "drilled and drummed" da supposed virtues of "proper" behavior and speech into said youngsters, and so they now feel betrayed when they see dat their own "guider and lecturer" is HIMSELF now mindlessly disregarding his own teachings, and is subjecting THEM to da very same "selfish and uncivilized" crap dat HE had always claimed stressed/disappointed HIM so much if any of THEM "stepped out of line" like dat.

A classic --- and hilarious --- case of grownups' shockingly/shamelessly indulging in a "second childhood" is da 1930 Laurel and Hardy film "Brats", where Stan and Ollie --- though constantly censuring their cranky and selfish pint-sized juniors for their disgraceful bickery attitudes and thoughtless anti-social interactions --- themselves actually behave just as immaturely and unbecomingly towards each other, as well.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019