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Simp

A simp is someone who is crushing badly for someone.

This person is usually called Shotta or Richie
Person 1 - Hey did you see that Shotta gifted aAbz a new skin

Person 2 - Yeah that's guys a big simp yanno
by Bsg Abz April 21, 2022
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Simp

A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.
Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".
by Hdotfly August 7, 2022
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Simp

That guy you don’t really know but sits in the backseat of your classroom. Most likely a cuckold or something similar like getting cheated on. Now that he has nobody to worship, he goes on twitch or some streaming website to whiteknight for the egirls and sends thousands of dollars to get the girl to notice him . Probably lives in his parents basement , most likely middle aged and fat
Hey, did you know that oliver has been a simp ?
( everyone knew)
by AnonymousCarneAsada April 15, 2020
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Simp

A man that puts himself in a subservient/submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over, without the female bringing anything to the table.
Guy's Friend: Come play some games bro, Doom Eternal just came out.
Guy: I just want some puss puss
Guy's Friend: That's what a Simp would say
by dsfghfd March 25, 2020
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SIMP

A person who devotes life to a thing, person, or gender.
by dogcat is not catdog October 31, 2021
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Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Michael Inman
Guy 1: Dude Inman keeps ditching me to hang out with females or legos i never talk to him anymore

Guy 2: I know niggas really be simpin alot of times
by The anti simp February 16, 2020
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Simping

Simping is a degenerate ideologue presented by the foolish consistency in which the confidence impoverished will dedicate clearly excessive quantities of time and currency into an
unfortunate effort which will amount to little if any return on investment. Simping is about intent. Simping is about the failure to construct any notion of logic in a present day society
especially within the confines of digital platforms such as discord and various social medias. Simping has depressed the culture and to suggest that my miniscule activity within that god
forsaken channel is an example of such is nothing short of a foul misunderstanding of truth and deceit. You have exercised critical subterfuge or misinformed and nonsensical complaints
which don't translate in any fashion to a reality that would be generally accepted by the masses. Ergo, listen twice as much as you speak.
Person 1:"Bro I just spent rent on Pokimane. I don't know where I'm going to live next month but she smiled after she saw my don't"
Person 2: :Bro ur mad Simping"
by Slayar June 10, 2020
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