Retarded

A mental condition that greatly decreases one's capacity for absorbing knowledge. Not to be confused with "stupid" which simply refers to one who possesses low mental capacity.
Person 1: That guy is so retarded.

Person 2: No, he's just stupid.
by iPawd November 01, 2012
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a person who looks up retarded, retard, etc. on the urban dictionary
if you're reading this because u don't know what it means, you are in fact retarded.
by CH4RL3S D4RW1N February 22, 2010
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Literal meaning:
v. (ri taard’) to slow down; delay process of

Slang meaning:
n. (ree’ tard) 1. a) a derogatory term for a stupid person or a person who does something stupid b) term used to call someone when he/she does something stupid, not really meant to be offensive 2. a very offensive term used to call someone with a learning disability; inoffensively described as mentally retarded, mentally challenged, mentally disabled, special, and special ed. (education); also called mental which is derogatory.
Literal meaning:
in music, retard (ritardando, rit.) means to slow down the tempo.

Slang meaning:
1. a)
prep 1: look at Chris over there acting like a total goof
prep 2: yeah, what a retard

1. b)
John: dude, yesterday I was trying to turn the TV on and it took me 5 minutes to realize I was using the wrong remote!
Max: haha! you retard

2.
Bob: hi stacy. did you watch Sesame Street last night?
Stacy: oh, yeah. it was... it was okay.
Bob: yeah, it was funny when elmo when to France
Stacy: huh, yeah
Bob: but then he dropped his fish bowl, I feel sorry for his fish
Stacy: oh yeah. well I'll see you later
Bob: bye stacy.
Adam: Stacy, why do you talk to Bob, he's a retard.
(^this guy is obviously a total bitch)
by whatserface November 18, 2007
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retard

someone you can see every single morning in the mirror
You: whos that retard behind the glass?
Me: It's your reflection, RETARD!
by michaelanyways April 03, 2007
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Think before you say "that's retarded"
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Wow, Loic is such a retard.
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Retarde

(reh-TARD) A person who is mentally a retarde.
Either way, you gotta be super smart to count cards. It's not easy." "Oh really? Maybe you should tell that to Rainman. He practically bankrupt a casino, and he was a retarde."
by Fejj December 03, 2009
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