Rory king epic

Rory king epic, is an incredible specimen many people think they hate him but end up for for him because of his segsy height.

Rumour had it Rory king epic can’t fit under the shower.

What a surprise F fell for Rory

by Ilickedchildren November 28, 2020

Rory

Rory is usual short and emo as fuck but he's chill, he'll fuck you into next year and then tell you it was a "W fuck". He's a strange one but a keeper, probably owns a weird ass animal but the animal is chill as fuck too like a lizard for example. He might have been a junkie but is probably retired now unless you offer him cocaine.

"Hey you know Rory?"
"Oh dude he's chill as hell! His lizard is chill as fuck too."

by Phatcockfrpreach May 11, 2024

Rory

Rory, also known as "Emperor of Earth" is an immensely attractive man in possession of a massive C*** (I said Café you dirty minded numbskulls, seriously though, try the pumpkin spice late. As previously mentioned, Rory is immensely attractive, with several hundred people of all genders sacrificing their lives for his affection and sexual favors.

Rory is NOT a narcissist.

"I love Rory, my lord and savior and supreme commander of the legions of humankind"

by NOT_Rory October 20, 2021