noodle scout

n., one who scouts for noodles. I.e., a person inclined to go great lengths to attain pleasures of a male carnal variety; more commonly, a homosexual.

"Taylor has fat nips from getting them pierced. He's such a noodle scout."

by ZSlingsBooze June 5, 2007

horse noodles

The highly vascularized, fleshy, interior of a horses hoof.

Geoff posted horse noodles in chat.

by Kawaii Five-0 October 26, 2018

Noodle Rat

-A shortened ferret.

"That noodle rat was stretched out! And now it's a ferret.

by NoodleRat August 1, 2017

shmuck noodle

shmucknoodle is used to express a slight dislike to someone or something when your angry. for example if someone calls you out or is bullying all you have to say is shmuck noodle they will be confused and probably wont know what to say back.

"YOU SHMUCK NODDLE" " hes always such a shmuck noodle"

by ben or jackson? June 2, 2017

Noodling for tuna

Noodling for tuna is the act of fishing for your lovers pussy under the table with your fingers or fist. The best Tuna Noodlers will perform this with friends or family at the opposite side of the table. Getting cought is a game over.

The Christmas dinner at my parents house got boring so I started noodling for tuna.

by Katkiller99 January 10, 2012

Shiznit-Noodle

Shiznit-Noodle can be used for pretty much anything. Stub your toe, "SHIZNIT-NOODLE!", want someone to get something for you, boom, ya got shiznit-noodle. Even if something is flippin fantastic, shiznit-noodle. No matter what you are saying, doing, losing your mind about, shiznit-noodle will work for it. You can even add an "s", turning it into Shiznit-Noodles! And don't forget that you can just say Shiznit, and it has the same flare to it.

Friend: "Want anything to eat?"
Me: "Yeah, can you get me the uh- *snap snap* frickin um... Shiznit-Noodle?"

Me: *Get clawed by my cat*
Also me: "AH SHIZNIT-NOODLES!!!"

Friend: *Shows me artwork that they made*
Me: "That right there, is the Shiznit-Noodle."

Me: *Trying to find a pen*
Also me: "Hey have any of you seen my uh- um- Shiznit-Noodle?"

by ScribblePidge January 23, 2021

Hide Noodle

A slang term that refers to having sexual intercourse.

Evan: " I heard you are going on a date with Courtney tonight. Are you going to hide noodle? "
Brent: " I hope so bro. I haven't hid noodle in a few weeks. "

by Ploozy October 16, 2021