Louisiana swamp melon

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad

Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons

by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

Gellin' with her melons

a saying that is most appropriately used when you see a female that has over-sized breasts compared to the rest of her body, and she is OBVIOUSLY wearing a padded bra and such.

guy1:"Dude, you see that girl?! Her rack is pretty impressive!"
guy2:"no dude, she's just GELLIN' WITH HER MELONS."

by Doomymcmushroom June 10, 2009

melon felon

a description of a woman's bisexual/lesbian experimentation in college or other events (backpacking Europe, Burning Man, etc.)

She was a real melon felon in college; I saw her hook-up with two girls in one night!

by hellbentforpleather September 4, 2016

Melon Eater

Is a female who is a fat slag that thinks she's it and litterally looks like shes ate a melon(mainly found in colleges or schools and typical chav towns )
they have orange faces,which are usually plastered in different kinds of make-up and wear innapropriate clothing for them eg: leggings,g-strings and non fitting t shirts which show all fat in all areas
Do not approach one,if you ever see one

Melon Eater eg:Chavette,Fat Slag,Local bicycle

by master deepeazy August 10, 2010

twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008

Melon bashing

The act of stealing a melon/s from a turkish shop owner and taking it to the nearest park and smashing it with a can of red stripe.

The act of bashing melons

The new art of communication between alchol and fruits, namely melons

"We went past that smelly yurk's shop the other nite to perform melon bashing. The melon got bashed"

"I'm just bashing the melon"

"I feel bashed like a melon"

by FESTAtheINVESTOR December 24, 2008

melon patch kids

An ethnic version of Cabbage Patch Kids. Little black ragdolls.

I guess we could buy little Myshequa one of those Melon Patch Kids for her birthday.

by wolfbait51 June 11, 2011