failure

what asian parents yell when their kids don't get straight a's

"what did you get on your exam?"
"89%"
"you such a failure! where the other 11%?"

by kat_guy November 28, 2022

failure

WingsOfRedemption

Chat ban anyone who calls me a failure, real talk

by Cedric Cyrus June 30, 2021

Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck

Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta 😍
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy

by Rawrmar August 8, 2024

Failure

Harry Maguire

Harry Maguire is failure

by Goo goo dolls October 4, 2020

Failure of Journalism

YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM!

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

Failure

Me

I am such a failure

by That guy with depression June 8, 2019