A person, usually female, that only attracts douchey men. Quite like a light house brings in ships from storms.
Man, that chick is really cool but she is such a douche beacon.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
Guy 1: Why does that chick stay single all of the time, she's really cool.
Guy 2: She knows that she's a douche beacon, she has completely given up on dating.
by Wittless September 29, 2014
Get the Douche Beaconmug. A tattoo shaped in a band around a man's bicep - usually of Celtic, tribal or barbed-wire design. It is considered the bro equivalent of a tramp-stamp.
by TiffanyX October 5, 2010
Get the douche-bandmug. A person being such a large douche the word "douche bag" does not do them justice. This, however, is not nearly as large as a douche silo.
by Mrs strawberry shortcake November 10, 2011
Get the Douche wagonmug. Nickname for Daniel Espinoza in the Netflix show Lucifer. Mostly used in season one before Sir Douche learned to stop being such a.....well, douche!
“Has something happened? I’m guessing by the looks of it, with Dan, perhaps?” “You mean detective douche?” “Well, of course I mean that but the real question is why do you mean that?”
by belle_andthebeast December 7, 2020
Get the Detective Douchemug. by Fastcracka January 11, 2017
Get the Douche cabinetmug. n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
Get the douchemug. When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.
by The Laughing Man EP October 21, 2007
Get the Douche Marksmug.