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Purple Donkey

The act of having anal sex with a woman on the top of a staircase with her head facing down the stairs. As soon as the man climaxes, he pushes her hands out from under her and rides her down the stairs.
I was banging this hooker last night, and I totally gave her the purple donkey!
by HOW_SONAR September 13, 2010
mugGet the Purple Donkeymug.

clunge donkey

a male slut, total pimp who has no care for women's feelings. also lacks in the intelligence area.
Guy 1: Hey has he got yet ANOTHER girl, that's like 5 in a week!

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total clunge donkey!
by SuperGasseddd February 27, 2011
mugGet the clunge donkeymug.

donkey dust

Donkey dust is slang for ketamine, a widely used medical dissociative anesthetic with a major recreational black market. Ketamine users are also known as "zombies" or "ketapillars" because after hoovering too many rails, they lose the ability to walk on two feet, resorting to quadrupedal perambulation.

In the mythical stages of ketamine intoxication, the donkey phase precedes the ketapillar, and the ketapillar phase precedes the legendary k hole.

ORIGIN from modern English donkey (slang for "doofus") + dust.

Etymological note. Donkeys travel on all fours, they are known to be stupid, and their nostrils are enormous. "Wonky" is slang for ketamine, and it rhymes with "donkey." Although ketamine is commonly used as a human anesthetic, urban legend labels it a horse tranquilizer, and horses are just one step removed from donkeys. "Horse" is also slang for "heroin," a much nastier anesthetic of abuse. None of this is coincidence.
After just 280 milligrams of insufflated donkey dust, Arctor staggered about on all fours like a drunken burro.

Donkeying is not pretty, but it's hilarious to behold.
by rainbow coma June 3, 2010
mugGet the donkey dustmug.

donkey show

A sex act involving a woman and a donkey in which the woman fornicates with said donkey, typically performed in rural Mexican cities.
I paid 5 pesos to see the donkey show in Tijuana.
by Lustmord February 27, 2005
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donkey raper

you, the viewer
by ass bandet January 29, 2003
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Floppy Donkey

The floppy donkey is when a guy spreads his legs slightly while standing and thrusts his hips back and forth furiously resulting in his pecker swinging back forth like a pindulum. The floppy donkey is most effective while wearing gym shorts or sweat pants!
When Janet bent over to pick up her pencil I molly-whopped her square in the face with my floppy donkey
by samps daddy January 26, 2011
mugGet the Floppy Donkeymug.

riding the donkey

See that girl over there with the big booty? I'm gonna be riding the donkey tonight.
by Dolphan April 23, 2006
mugGet the riding the donkeymug.

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