Chinese meal

A cat or any domestic animal placed inside a microwave, usually used improperly.

Hey guys, I'll be back soon, mum's making chinese meal for dinner.

by Ihaza Mazzifgarn February 19, 2011

chinese mcflurry

It refers to the occurrence of loose bowel movements, more commonly known as Diarrhea.

Possible uses of the phrase include:
"Damn. I think that bunbao just gave me a Chinese McFlurry."
"I feel a Chinese McFlurry brewing."
"after your friend offers you suspicious food products No thanks. I've already had two Chinese McFlurries this week."

by swaglord15 December 29, 2012

Chinese lemonade

When you cum on someone and and pee in their mouth

Did you see that faggot drinking some of that Chinese lemonade at the strip club

by Cumnygget June 18, 2019

speakada chinese

when you use a fake chinese accent, usualy used in prank calls or x box live microphones

Cumberlandfarms guy: Cumberland farms
ME: dehh harro how you doooween sa ma ming yo?
Cumberlandfarms guy: WHAT???
ME: no no no risten haaree, do u speakada chinese?
Cumberlandfarms guy: uhhhmm no?

by Sam631 May 15, 2009

Chinese smile

Superficial agreement to an action the speaker has no intention of carrying out.

No shit he ditched your moving party--he was just giving you the Chinese smile.

by Geoff_M October 30, 2009

Chinese makeover

To finish in your partner's hand and have them smell it. If it smells fresh you may proceed to smear it on your face.

That chinese makeover would have been great if he got more on my cheeks.

by charmz 813 November 10, 2009

Chinese waterslide

When an Asian guy has sex with a pregnant white or black girl who's water just broke.

Yo ma boy ammasith was fucking this black hoe. Her water broke and there was a Chinese waterslide, poor mother fucker.

by Easy Mac miller69 March 19, 2011