baby benjamin

Garrett Watts love child with the devil. Most iconic child in the history of the memes.

Baby Benjamin is literally the scariest baby in the world, but I still stan him.

by mytoeisblue March 5, 2019

Benjamin Franklin

When you are "founding" out that you are the "father" of a child age 3 or younger

I went to my ex's house, and she Benjamin Franklin'd me. I owe $5,000 in child support

by Sean HAN April 15, 2009

benjamin slap

When one is hit in the face with a large fish

Luke was angry at Rob for being a bitch and gave him a big benjamin slap

by Luke Rowlands March 21, 2008

Owen Benjamin

Owen Benjamin of America, shepherd of goats, king of bears, slayer of wizards, breaker of spells. In Owens free time you may find him playing the piano or trying to get Red Pill Rooster out of the Blackberry bush, but most of the time you will find him with his family.

Have you seen how tall Owen Benjamin is? He’s almost 25 rogans!

by Texas Bear August 25, 2019

Benjamin Franklin

When a man licks another man's asshole for $100

Bruce, "Did you hear what Bryce did to Ben in the bathroom?"
Doug, "Yeah, man, he gave him a wet Benjamin Franklin!"

by Wherearemyhands January 21, 2016

Kelvin Benjamin

a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism

a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)

That player is a good example of kelvin benjamin

a very agile player

by DabislifeC1N October 17, 2016

Benjamin Brockman

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.

“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”

by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019