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Barney

A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.
"Fucking hell man! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."
by JD1990 July 12, 2009
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Barney

totally awesome guy, super kind and athletic, tries his best with everything and likes to help people. Barney is a great listener and even if he can't do anything to help in a situation he always tries to make you feel better. if you ever meet a Barney keep him close
Woah, he's so kind, I bet he's a barney!
by A pretty litty dinosaur October 16, 2018
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barney

Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club).

From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.
"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney"

"Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night."

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by jbttum3 March 2, 2010
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barney moment

damn that's a barney moment for sure.
by fdagger27 October 18, 2020
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barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife
a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney
by stupid gamer January 14, 2019
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Barney

To have a verbal disagreement, often in a domestic setting.
Worker: Hi boss, just a heads up that I had a massive barney with the Mrs last night so won't be able to drive a truck today (as she is a truck driver and I don't want to see her out on the road). Can I just drive the forklift in the yard today?

Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
by Billyboy67 May 25, 2020
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A Flaming Barney

When an insect flies too low over a bonfire and burns up in the sky.
Person 1: I love this amazing bonfire!
Person 2: Hey, I just saw a flaming barney over there!
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