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Monday Mizzies

Being miserable on a Monday. Like the "Sunday Scaries," but for Monday mornings.
"I had such a fun weekend, I don't want to be going to work right now. I have a case of the Monday Mizzies."
by LMM121 June 26, 2017
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crumbs monday

the national holiday that signifies toast cans death

ie. toast cans death day
“wow i can’t believe it’s crumbs monday!”
“happy crumbs monday toast cans!”
by toast mads February 22, 2021
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maths on monday

something that will give you a stroke.
Maths on Mondays gives me an epileptic seizure. yay!!!!!
by mr electric is god March 20, 2022
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Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.
It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023
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Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.
I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
by JYYYYY May 9, 2019
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monday chin

A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.
Did you see Dan's monday chin? Must have been a rough weekend!
by motrfan April 2, 2012
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