October 3rd

The day where nobody fucking asked.

Man it's October 3rd, that's fuckin CRAZY! So anyways... (etc).

by Luffmister October 04, 2021

February 3rd

National Give Your Girl A Slap On The Ass Day!
A day where your boyfriend can slap your ass no matter what you're doing.

bf: february 3rd
gf:what?
bf: i get to slap your as all i want

by datbitch6969 January 30, 2020

February 3rd

national snow bunny day

“It’s national snow-bunny day on February 3rd

so I’m tryna slide”

by roooollllssjajsia October 31, 2019

November 3rd

national neck a girl day. That’s right lads pucker up and get some of that good shit

Boy:“Oi stacie its November 3rd give us a peck”
Girl:”well I guess I have to cause it’s November 3rd”

by Scatmansjapeye October 21, 2020

May 3rd

National Move a Cannon Day. Get with your friends and move the nearest cannon to a place you think it looks better.

Which cannon are moving this may 3rd? I think the one in front of jackman Hall looks good!

by Norwichcorps May 03, 2021

May 3rd

From the Wattpad book Even the Stars Can Be Hollow, May 3rd is the day that smii7y lost the love of his life John to suicide

Ashley: Have you read Even the stars can be hollow?

Cam: yes May 3rd is always the worst date now

by Mandomandomando February 23, 2020

June 3rd

The day when 4 Garry's Mod addons were changed to play a screamer and show a certain image.

Person: Oh boy, I can't wait to play Garry's Mod on June 3rd, 2022 with the Glue Library, Action Extension, View Extension and Ambient Occlusion addons!
*hits the W key*
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by PvZPlaying June 09, 2022